we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
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I just passed a drug test. I want to shout that from the top of a mountain. Can we have beers on the top of a mountain?
He answered his phone while he was eating me out and proceeded to yell at his wife for interrupting lunch...impressed or rock bottom?
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
I just got carded by a ten year old.
Woke up to my asscrack filled with melted Reese's Pieces. Halloween parties are so weird here man
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Surveying the reception hall and I'm fearing the worst possible thing that could ever happen...this might be a dry wedding.
.,.,you might have to leave
I guess your brother-in-law will have his day in the sun tonight after you leave. By that, I of course, mean he's gonna suck liquor milk out your sister's tits.
So apparently it wasn't anything really bad, it's hemorrhoids. Which is the medical word for butthurt. I actually have ass ointment.
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
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