I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
New invention idea: vibrating tampons
i just turned the eviction notice into a beer pong list
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
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you sat up and said "i'm the worst kind of roommate, the drunk kind"
Snorting lines of xanex off the back of my grandparents toilet before church. Thinking of u.
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
Chasing shots with sriracha-covered mini toast was, in retrospect, not the best idea.
my hip hurts so fuckin bad. and I just found a half eaten burrito in my nightstand drawer.
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He was just lying on my lap in the backseat screaming how if the cops came he was a blanket.
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
and the oscar for 'most creative swearing' goes to you for 'jesus's bloody fucksticks'
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
Remember when we thought adulthood would be different than college?
It is different. We had hopes and dreams back then. Now we're just alcoholics.
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