Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
just met our mailman at a party, he asked me out. i said yes, but only if he picks me up in the mail truck. how jealous are you
the bouncer made me realize that puking in line does not get you in any faster
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
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today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
Yeah, well I just made $600 while taking a shut cause two diff clients called while I was in here. Tell me being a lawyer doesn't kick ass.
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
I think I just wanna go buy some jack at the liquor store, come home, take my pants off, and not give a shit about stuff
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Guys always stop talking to me right around the point that if they bought me food a couple times I would probably have sex with them.
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
You ran the halls of the dorm naked handing out condoms. You were the sex fairy. Best you can do if you're not getting laid.
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