it was a mass text i'm sorry
do you usually send 'hey sexy' as a mass text?
I just caught my mom fingering herself in the bathroom...Im moving out.
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
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He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
I may or may not be taking a bath listening to the Phantom of the Opera. This lovely moment brought to you by xanax.
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
I've never had someone so bad at kissing. It was like he was trying to block my airway with his tongue and he succeeded...
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is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
We peed on campus in the middle of the tailgate and then hit on a married cop that asked you to stop touching him
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
Shower wine is way better than shower beer.
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
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