plz talk dirty to me
He chugged from a bottle of wine and then we had pretend sex
How do you have pretend sex?
It was bad...so it was pretend
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
Someone sharpied 'shit show' on my tits. Someone with excellent penmanship
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MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
i'm pretty sure i just ruined some dude's romantic riverside sunset proposal by running outside and puking in a bush.
I'm pretty sure I just overheard my boss call his sperm precious metal...
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
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The thing is that despite the high paying career and the increased responsibility, my life hasn't changed that much. Only instead of blacking out on $2 wells at some dive I blackout on top shelf martinis in a suit. Oh and only on Fri & Sat nights. Being 30 doesn't suck as bad as everyone led me to believe.
Hey do you know who I showed my dick to at the bar last night?
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
Dude my cat is eating sugar cookies with me. No joke. My cat likes cookies.
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