apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
a kid puked on the floor and instead of, you know, cleaning it they cut a square out of the carpet with a boxcutter and threw it outside
remember when I told you about my grandma asking me about my sex scars? Less comfortable than that
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His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
Dumb decision of the night...walking home drunk and smelling my pepper spray
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
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this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
I need a beard to bite.
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
You made the lady who made your cheeseburger sign the box so that when she got famous you would have her autograph.
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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