my mario cart skills improve with alchohol. and i think my real car skills do to but the cop didnt see my logic
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
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Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
I have migrated to the couch. Minimal movement is still happening, but I should be mobile enough to go to the liquor store by eight.......so that good.
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
It can't be Friday yet, in still getting friend requests of people I don't remember from last weekend
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I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
...I just melted into my bed. I am one with the bed. I am 600 thread count.
All right well I’m making her sugar cookies and sleeping with her husband tonight. Just another manic Monday
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
What's a professional way to say get your shit in gear?
Greetings from Florida; the armpit of the US, where my 240something lb brother nearly got carried away by some aggressive woodland mosquitoes. I was only spared because they could probably sense I was currently semi-disassociating and would not feel the suffering their presence wrought.
Anyway, how was your day?
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