Thank you for leaving pool of vagina on my girlfriends carpet.
Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
You left a trail of sequins from your dress incase we got lost
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It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
But I've also made plans to crash a black tie event wearing a storm trooper helmet. I think I've found the love of my life..
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
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I just jerked him off with one hand while holding my wine glass with the other and watching Congo. I feel like this was a preview to my married life...
I just spent so much time grooming my landing strip and like, sex isn't even on the agenda tonight.
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
Just learned a very valuable life lesson. Never motorboat a cat when they have claws.
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