I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
I swear god or herbie drove my car home
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
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I know you think I'm being paranoid, but can you please make sure Danny doesn't rub my wedding invitation on his balls?
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
You better buy her a motherfucking bunnyrabit to make up for this. And me footsie pajamas for being a cockblock.
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
Dude... She just sent me a story of how she wants to fuck me on a boat and call me her captain.. Well ahoy mateys, lets set sail
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and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
Fuck you. Fuck this party. I just wanted to be pretty with a cute little tiara and boys sucking my tits, now i have a hangman game drawn on my face and jello shots in my hair.
I wanted to give you a great birthday party. You know I did.
I don’t care that he’s a decade younger. He’s cute and I need a good penising
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