woke up naked, spooning with wine bottle.. and my video chat was still open. fuck, not again.
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
as it turns out, there is no "i was in the pool" excuse for adderall-induced shrinkage.
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you yelled "who's job is it to keep me from breaking shit" and then immediately ripped off the molding as you fell down the stairs.
the game I always play with drunk me is can-you-button-and-unbutton things? If the answer is no, go home. Usually it's his pants
I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
I beat my mom's friend's boyfriend in a vodka chugging competition. Our generation FTW.
I drunkenly called my ex on Skype last night and didn't talk, just smiled real big at him until I fell asleep.
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I just told a bottle to be chill
and meant it
Who looks around on a bright, sunny day and says, "you know what? Today I'm going to write gay dinosaur erotica"
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
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