I have no idea who these bands are he's listening to. If his current playlist was a pandora station, however, it would be titled "music for closet cock gobblers"
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
I feel like people whose favorite movie is Donnie Darko should not be allowed to talk. Ever.
well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas
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Ive given up on my natural charms. Im trying different accents till some girl wants to hook up with me.
I was going to text him and apologize but I didn't want him to think that meant I approved of him being my niece's booty call.
I just sat there and watched paula deen's face melt for an hour.
I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
He ran over from the bar to give me more singles because the stripper was doing gymnastics on me. He is a really great friend, just probably not the best boyfriend.
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We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
For not really liking Christmas, I have an astounding amount of holiday-themed lingerie
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
I know I say this every year but 2015 will be the year I finally have sex with David's sister
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
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