After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
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oh my god i just remembered the cat blow jobs.
I couldn't open my car door and for a second I thought they were taking me to an intervention circle.
I'm at this kids house trying to figure out if I pissed in his kitchen new years eve. Lmao, stop letting me drink.
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
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I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
I spent three hours in the ER last night to figure out that my friend just had to take a shit
so, i guess i gotta chill on showing up to work hungover... someone anonymously left a bible in my work mailbox (no one else got one)
I'm laying in bed cuddling with my teddy bear and eating waffles. I need a fucking boyfriend
Who put the toilet in the living room? This is extremely inconvenient right now.
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
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