I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
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I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
Revised rule: don't put your dick in the general vacinity of mental instability.
Not even dry humping. Not even a little bit.
I pulled an all nighter. So hoped up on coffee and aderall. Pretty sure you could take my pulse through a snow jacket...
I like to balance the number of cups of coffee to bong rips in the morning before work.
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
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Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
I'm determined to sit on that face.
These morning walks of shame have became my morning jogs
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
Nows a good time to tell him. Just be like "yeah, I used to bang her too and it didn't work out for us either". He'll understand.
I've never sung with balls in my mouth
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