Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
She's like Mona Lisa when she's intoxicated. No one understands her but they all think she's marvelous
idk if its the weather or the "im still drunk" or the morning sex i just had with my roommates gf but that was def the most enjoyable walk in the rain ever
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Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
there was a sad and surprising lack of "did strippers and blow" in that sentence
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
yeah we're mixing orange juice, vodka, and rum and calling it Oj Simpson On Trial
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Remind me to tell you a really funny story about me and arson.
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
I really want some funfetti cake but I feel like its more socially acceptable to go out and drink
I'm too socially awkward and sexually frustrated to get through this evening sober.
I woke up this morning fully clothed with a dart in my pocket
I'm just going to take a nap and hope I wake up more attractive.
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