Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
i may or may not be watching the land before time
Dry humping a girl for an hour and then jizzing in your pants doesn't count as losing it.
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
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i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.
Who is this?
You offered to lift up your dress at the bar so I could see your lower back tattoo
Um, I think that was a general offer to everyone. So...who IS this?
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
My bed smells like stale sex...I want it to smell like fresh sex, I miss you.
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Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
Well, you started screaming "I dont know you GO AWAY" to your mom when she was holding your hair as you threw up in her garden.
QUIT BEING A BITCH, DRINK SOME PEPTO, AND PUKE ON OUR FOES
Have you ever thought, hey maybe the reason we were togather that long was because I was drunk the whole relationship?
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