You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
i feel like a thai whore the morning after the navy left.
Just got booed while taking a piss and asked if I 'call that a penis.' Get me the fuck out nf yankee stadium.
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
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Everything in my purse is 100% saturated in red wine, which made it challenging to cover up my booze breath with franzia soaked gum
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
He looked at my vag and said "you have a nice situation down there. Good work"
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
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Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
did you know the cops in wilco have clean up kits in their cars for when people puke in them? i found this out this morning. i'm finishing paperwork now. come get me plz?
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
I dont think you understand. A NOODLE FELL OUT OF MY VAGINA! I DEMAND TO KNOW WHAT YOU DID TO ME LAST NIGHT!
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