that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
I woke up wearing nothing but his lifeguard whistle..
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I give you the lube, you make me the mac and cheese, that's a pretty fair deal I think.
Chasing bourbon with pepto... Dedication.
I want nothing more to get stoned and go to your little sisters petting zoo party but I need to have priorities
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
WHAT? When did I ever refer to one of my past hookups as "the rainforest guy"?
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He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
Its what happens when I drink whiskey in a sweater. It makes me feel mature and ponderful.
That girl from the bar sent me a text saying that she wants to wear my cock as a hat. A cock hat. Is that good or bad?
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
There are two women in my bed. I'm gonna have a bowl of noodles so I can better understand my success.
Was last night real life? Like did you really light your hair on fire
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