there are definitely too many half naked pictures of me out there for me to ever be famous.
Somedays I wish I were a bird. Then people wouldn't be so grossed out when I vomit
why do cheetos always look like penises
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
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Dude, she uses Old Spice. It smelled like I was eating out my grandfather.
i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
Freshman just walked up and thanked me for letting him hide under my bed when the cops showed up to the house last weekend
party gras won. party gras always wins.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
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STDs are my biggest fear, besides whales. They're so fucking big.
Whats proper etiquette for apologizing to your wife for being so drunk you stood up and pissed on the bedroom floor next to the bed?
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
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