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had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
i woke up today to a handjob from this really fat girl that keeps calling me michael phelps
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
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Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
The kid next to me is typing a powerpoint presentation.. title: Reasons to Wear a Condom, subtitle: The Ian Story
The first slide was titled: You Could Get a Girl Pregnant.
I AM OVULATING LIKE A STEAM ENGINE.
You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
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He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
I just remembered touching your bosses wife's fake tits last night. Thanks again for taking me to your work function.
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
I tried to order dominos and couldn't but I accidentally placed an order for this morning. I knew I did it last night and was gonna call and cancel this morning but honestly it's coming in 30 minutes and I need it
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