I wanna eat
then frost
then eat your cupcake
I think thanksgiving was created so we could all be thankful that we're still alive after the night before.
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
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She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
I am too drunk to deal with your everything. Reread this everytime you feel the need to talk to me.
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
Used my phone to vibrate 'eye of the tiger'. It's like Rocky is punching my nuts, but gently.
also Jesus you really need to change your diet. I just washed your baby gravy out of my hair and it's so acidic my hair is damaged. You have killer sperm
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Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
You yelled This cop is arresting me for possession! Possession of MARIJUANA!!", everyone cheered, and you let him handcuff you and take you away.
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
He used pronouns for his penis while sexting. I don't know what I did to deserve this.
I was told today that I'm the ugliest bartender in the area, so, I guess I have that going for me.
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
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