She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
Y'know, without the cops, it would've just been us daydrinking,
Just so you know, coffee creamer+water does not = milk.
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you do realize eating doritos and gatorade as a breakfast hangover cure is only acceptable for one more month - then we have to grow up
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
At least the cops kept you away from sleeping with her. Protect and Serve.
Claiming territory at this party means signing a girls ass...I've got dibs on a blonde
I thought my period ended but I felt it again as soon as Pitbull started playing
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after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
My tweets this weekend consisted of me telling every bar I went to that they were my favorite valentine. I've never felt like more of an alcoholic
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
I just realized my new apartment is at the corner of Patrick Henry and Mary Jane.
Give me weed or give me death?
It's funny because every time I go up and down the stairs it's an adventure. A A DRUNK ADVENTURE. PS I ALREADY THREW UP WTF
I skipped the handshake and went right for a dickshake I had him minutes after I saw him.
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