the recession has oofficially hit my standards.
I was so drunk last night, I had to Wikipedia what i did.
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
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You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
a girl just walked by me crying on the phone saying, "all I ever do is menstruate"
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
Normally this is when girls give blow jobs. That's how you mentally condition them to put up with PMSing, because they see the shinny blowjob light at the end of the tunnel.
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I thought I was invisible, then some guy flashed his high beams at me and I realized my lights weren't on...not invisible.
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
I think the reason she hasn't text me back is because I spanked her ass with Hulk Hands
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
so I just realized.. of my 70k student loan debt, most of it went toward bar tabs, eightballs, and sweet-ass ties to wear to gamedays and other people's weddings. I think about shit like this while I'm at my mid-level management position. you know. "working."
Look upon your future, America, and despair.
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