Everytime she opens her mouth it's like a fucking terrorist attack on my life.
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I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
I wish alcohol would automatically work as birth control if you have sex drunk.
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Turns out Woolite can get the cum stains out of her moms couch.
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
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When you mimic motorboating Jennifer Love Hewitt, is it really that hard to understand why no one thinks you're straight?
I'm currently eating a turkey dinner, listening to xplosive by dr. Dre, and drinking rum. Hispanic christmas dinners are the best.
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
You took the glass microwave plate and said it was the closest thing to a frisbee, let me know how that works out for you
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
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