I just had to explain to the pharmacy cashier that the Plan B and thank you notes I was buying were not related.
is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
Like. There is beer on the other side of that door and 6 yards in. If he's not back in 20 minutes to let me in, I am using this tree as a battering ram.
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friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
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And you said I'm not athletic, I rubbed one out with my sports band on, it's the same as walking 1/4 mile.
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
Can we talk about how she only slept with you because you remind her of a member of a K-pop group?
No dude. I can't think of anything LESS sexy than yodeling
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
Randomize