youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
My favorite part about you getting arrested is having to explain the prosthetic leg in the front seat.
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Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
Houston, we have a blender
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
Somehow ended up home, probably had something to do with the makeshift ladder from my second story window. Now headed to church, still drunk, and still fighting back the vomit of a thousand different alcohols. Successful night.
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
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Just got home. Taking a quick shower. I smell like sex and chorizo. Dont ask.
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
He sang a ten minute song about me sitting on his face and eating quesadillas. Pretty sure I have to marry him.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
So I have now fucked both my roommates...This is why I can’t live with men.
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