Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
Truelife: I made out with my ex-boyfriend's girlfriend this weekend. Thank you Captain Morgan...
Was she wearing cherry chapstick??
No. Life's not always a fairytale.....
so I made out with a lobbyist last night. im officially a resident of D.C
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So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
My Pizza Lunchables won't fit in the fridge because of all your alcohol. One of our addictions has to give.
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
We're in the emergency room. He concussed himself trying to pop all the bubbles on my "one bubble a day" wall calender with his face.
We've reached the point in our fuck buddy relationship where we are playing words with friends. This is too intimate.
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So on a scale of 1 to Friendship-Over, how mad would you be if a rando I brought home sharted on the shag carpet in the living room?
Just had a heart to heart with my John Belushi poster.
SERIOUSLY WHY DOES EVERYONE INSIST THAT THEY NEED TO SEE MY BOOBS
Because there's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. You should start charging for viewings.
So I'm texting her. How do I steer the conversation toward "I honestly would be fine never seeing you again"?
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
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