Apparently throwing up on your own cape is still a party foul
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
You sent her a pic of your dick with 'guess what you cant have anymore' written on it with a marker.
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
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he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
You told me you aren't worried about the police that you've been training for this an that the last three months of your life have been devoted to building up your stun gun tolerance and pepper spray recovery time.
What changed your mind?
Being sober
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I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
GET ME OUT OF HERE THE DOCTOR KNOWS HE IS JUDGING ME I DEMAND A PRISON BREAK
My wife managed to convince me to not drink everclear by threatening to ban me from her vagina
so much tequila, so little girl.
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
dont go in the freezer to fetch your weed. my vibrator may or may not be in there. not sayin, just sayin
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