if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
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I promise you I could read that dogs mind, he was arguing with the other dog saying he knows how fucked up I am
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
Whiskey shot with bacon bits, our version of Goldschlager WE ARE TRYIN IT.
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
I was at that stage of drunk where it seemed appropriate to just make out with everyone. As like a greeting.
I hear you
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I asked him to tell me a bedtime story, then threw up on him.
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.
I realized just how much my daughter is MINE when I heard her tell someone "Go shit yourself" yesterday.
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
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