i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
yeah for some reason your penis didn't fit in my mouth the other day
You know ure stoned when u start thinking about making a bacon smoothie
i'm surrounded by gay midgets. not sure if i'm bragging or asking you to come rescue me. wait for follow up.
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I think "bars open christmas minneapolis" is the saddest google search i've ever done.
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
remember when I told you about my grandma asking me about my sex scars? Less comfortable than that
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You won't wear your Santa suit, I can't get trashed, and you won't use handcuffs! This is the worst Christmas EVER.
Should I tell this TSA agent his fly is down while he is trying to hit on this chick?
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
You threw up on his face 22 hours ago and now he's here holding your hand. I think he likes you.
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
I found a used condom and a hairbrush in my dryer this morning.
Hiring someone to do your laundry would be a good investment.
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