I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
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I am too drunk to deal with your everything. Reread this everytime you feel the need to talk to me.
I feel like I took a shit on my life and you're rubbing my nose in it.
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
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He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
I didn't wake up drunk this year...I must be getting soft
Yeah I guess quad-fisting Miller Lites just isn't as effective as it used to be
Hillary said in her victory speech "We're gonna come together". I've got a lib-boner.
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
i woke up on someones kitchen floor, and i used the gps in my phone to find my way home. im really glad you forgot about me.
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
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