some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
I woke up wearing nothing but his lifeguard whistle..
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
Just so you know, a 6'7" tall gay man, with a martini in one hand and a fairy wand in the other, is not a force to be reckoned with...don't ask.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Dude... You called me at 3am to tell me you still had your pants.
There is is 40 year old penis staring me in the face right now if there was ever a time to be a good friend its right now.
Donating $10 to Sandy victims for every hurricane I drink tomorrow. Buying me alcohol just became a good cause.
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
What do you take me for? I'm not trying to lure you into bed with stories of my dead aunt.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
my mom asked me why i was covered in scratches, blood, and dirt this morning..i answered "i was planking obviously" and walked away
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
Listen gotta draw the line somewhere. Apparently that line is at my nuts.
Randomize