New invention idea: vibrating tampons
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
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Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
I have 39 hot sauces from Chipotle
It's like earning obesity badges
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
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You don't know the capacity of my vagina
it's not rock bottom until you fall down an escalator on the way home from a hookup and have to have you dad come pick your drunkass up at 3am. Adulthood.
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
This pandemic, it’s making everyone horny. I’ve got dick stashed all over town
I was trying to be good but he showed up with dinner and wine and I exploded. Like a bomb. A dirty, sexy bomb
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