I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
Dude, I couldn't come. She sounded like a goddamn dying walrus.
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
Dude just slipped a $20 into the jukebox at that restaurant we were escorted out of last Mardi GRAS. Hope they enjoy Justin Bieber's Baby cause they're gonna hear it 40 fucking times.
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just had an awkward elevator run in with that guy you puked on
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
He was sleeping, but the way he was made him look like an adorable, fuzzy penis
3 for 3 on getting girls who say "yolo" at the bar to have anal. Not the motto I live by, but it has changed my life.
Erry day erry day!
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
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seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
I told him that I wanted his dick like I wanted a jumbo hot dog. There something wrong with my priorities
This isn't good. I can't find my mom. This is why we don't give her Fireball.
when u match a guy bc he's from Oregon & he's trying to flirt, shut up i just want to talk about trees
I just had drunken sex with an eagle scout behind the boy scouts of america building. what has my life come to?!
i just want to get drunk and cry and have sex with lots of men
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