He slapped my ass and hummed the jello theme song, which was followed by an overly loud "IT'S ALIVE!"
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
If I had known I was gonna take my tights off and throw them over the balcony I would have shaved my legs.
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
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is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
The night took a downhill turn when he started using a butter knife as a spoon to drink his cosmo
He walked door to door asking if anyone needed to get laid. Surprisingly, that ended his drought
I knew when her mom came in spraying me with Febreeze telling me I smelled like shame it was going to be a rough day.
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
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Just tried to do a line with a snorkel I cut off... that is how my Aruba trip is going!
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
I can’t believe I made out with a flat earther and didn’t know about it until now!
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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