I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
She went home with him because he works at Jimmy John's and his car "smelled like meat"
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We're going to shave my junk and take pictures of it wearing fake mustaches we found at the dollar store. They're uncannily realistic; much better than the cockstaches of my youth.
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
I feel like an involuntary Mother Theresa. I DON'T WANT TO BE ABSTINENT!
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
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All I want for my birthday to be fingered and eat pizza
Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?
Don't tell me you're on acid again
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
Apparently, im the only one in the world who thinks Larry King is hot.
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
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