Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
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we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
Your mom just threw up on me. Please come home.
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
I. recorded a message of me yelling at myself to "get up out of that bed" and set it an alarm. REALLY loud
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Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
YOU IS KIND. YOU IS SMART. YOU IS IMPORTANT. YOU IS CLEANING YOUR OWN VOMIT.
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
im single, its not even nine am on Valentine's day and I've already gotten laid. suck it relationships
All of my friends are talking about changing their lives because they have an alcohol addiction and I'm over here reminding my boss that it's national beer day.
Yea he was still drunk. He wore a Toga to his job interview.
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