Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
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Biggest lesson I have learned in college: Drink if you are happy. Drink more if you aren't.
Oh shit. The kids are pole dancing on a broom. It's like I'm seeing my future offspring before my eyes.
I turn the corner to find her walking in the front door in a tee-shirt, two different shoes and no pants. All she said to me was "I'm sad"
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
she chugged a bowl of salsa and then gave my ferret weight loss tips. she's like my fucking spirit animal now
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As an added realisation of today. If we used the last time I got laid as a conceiving date I would have a two week old baby. It's been too long...
I feel like I should pray to the god of Febreze, because it is like it washes away the smell of all my sins from the bed
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
I just connected with one of your drug dealers on LinkedIn.
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
No one needs to know about the barren wasteland that is my vag. Sometimes i visualize my cervix rocking back and forth wondering where everybody went.
I just pictured that. It's reading a book.
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