You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
I woke up this morning really drunk with my Christmas lights on and two owls in my bed.
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I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
Apparently she held up my head the entire 40 minutes, convincing the cab driver that I was okay
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
If I can't pick up a cat lady, I probably need to turn to Internet dating.
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He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
You tried to pay for our cab with the 2 dollars you got from selling your natty ice outside the strip club.
I'm currently on an epic search all over the city for a drug store that isn't sold out of Plan B. I celebrated your birthday from afar.
OH MY GOD MY UBER DRIVER IS PEEING BEHIND A DUMPSTER
Still got in the car though
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