I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
Thanks for ditching me last night. I got a ride home from the Dominos delivery guy. You owe me 3 large pizzas.
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morning after pill = breakfast in bed
Apparently 'she used to sleep with my brother' is not an acceptable answer to how do you know each other.
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
Hey remember that spam cooked in dr pepper we made? 10x better when the dr pepper is rum
You asked me if I was judging you for being drunk, and if I can hypnotize you make sober.
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When you went off to sleep with that guy that looked like a dirty Jesus and I asked why all you had to say "trying to keep Christ in Christmas" and left. The Vatican called, you're going to Hell.
McDonald's and a car nap. I feel kinda human
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
I went to the nurse and she literally told me I was too sexually active and wrote me a prescription for 7 days of pelvic rest...... Hahahhahaha
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
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