sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
clearly I should have checked to see if he was an NRA member before I went back to his house and woke up in Heston's haven.
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
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He would stand there for a few seconds with a blank look on his face then randomly start running full sprint towards macdonalds. We'd catch him and he'd promise to stop so we'd let him go and he'd do it again.
I can't believe I paid your booty call for a ride home in cake.
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
There is a large scratch and bruise about the size of a pizza bagel next to my vagina. Please text back if you know what happened.
He says he won't get serious until he screws an Asian and a virgin. I should just place an ad on Craig's List
Wanted: female 18-24 of Asian or partial Asian descent to fuck my ginger boyfriend. Must be willing and able to fake virginity. No emotional connection needed, just sex, just once. Further contact post sex not needed (or particularly desired)
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Oh man I'm using the bubble wrap that wraped my new vibrator to wrap my dads fathers day gift
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
Listen. You dont know how advanced you are in yoga till you have to shave your butthole
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
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