haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
You picked a bad night to stay in. ____ caught her hair on fire in ____'s birthday cake.
She had to stop drop and roll while two other girls beat the flames out. She might have a black eye
don't worry, i already broke the ice when i told the story about how i super glued a picture of big bird to my vag.
he told me I talked like a deaf person
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Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
Why are there maracas in the dishwasher?
You fed me milk from the beer bong because you thought it would "Sober you up" .
All I saw was a beagle come across the screen and explain the theory of relativity to me and leave
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Apparently, I kept going on about how i'm going to name my first born Ramen. I think this is a good parenting move.
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
you were like "guys ... i think i got fingered while dancing tonight"
our poor poor cab driver
I just convinced a telemarketer I live in a tree.
What did he say?
He still asked if I want a home security system.
That was the first time i’ve been physically intimidated by a LinkedIn profile.
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
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