sounds like you fell off the wagon.
fuck falling off. at this point, the wagon is a dot on the horizon.
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
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By the way, I got bored last night and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
My ex just sent me a message asking if she could blow me, but only if we get caught by her new bf. If she promises to swallow I'm doing it.
So the doorbell rang while we were banging, and I'm pretty sure the pizza man saw my dick. But hey, we got pizza.
My apartment is also really close to an alcohol rehab in case I get out of hand
SOME BITCH AT THE HOSTEL STOLE MY NUT BUTTER THERE WILL BE BLOOD
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YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
quickly learned not to sleep with your roommate and work colleague in the same week
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
You poured 151 in your eye, ran face first into a tree, fell down, then threw a lawn chair at the dog...all before passing out in the hallway and pissing yourself. There is no way to redeem yourself.
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
No no no, work drunk and day drunk are totally different. I got drunk with a client and made a huge sale at 1pm. You are still in your PJs and jacking off.
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