I swear to God, I saw my life flash between my legs.
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
no one will drink with you if you continue to listen to beyonce
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
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thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
All I I know is that there's 2 new contacts in my phone. Drunk Backdoor and Gayass Handshake. Thanks, Jameson.
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
it's like if youve been living with the grinch for 15 yrs and then santa shows up with a big gift begging to fuck the christmas spirit back into you. no one can say no to santa.
Seriously you have a sixth sense. You woke up out of a nap to tell us all to check the clock and it was 4:18. You're like the spiderman of smoking weed.
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Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
It's my birthday, dammit, and I'm getting something for free. I don't care if it's just a drink at the bar.
YOU CAN GET THIS DICK FOR FREE
Like I thought me shitting my pants was bad today... Then the election happened.
I also woke up in a bed soaked of pee and drunkenly lectured him on the dangers of chewing tobacco... weird night
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