You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
since i spend so many of my nights sleeping on the bathroom floor i think im going to remove all toiletries from under my sink and replace them with a pillow and blanket.
Mustard is by no means a replacement for yellow wall paint
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
stalking the twitter feeds of girls who have fucked my current fuck buddy makes me glad we use condoms
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date.
I'm going back to his house to watch wreck it Ralp.
Hey, Monsters Inc. got me laid. Disney man, who knew it leads to sex.
My roommates call me "Queen of the Skanks" I guess that means I've had a successful first month of college.
Life update - currently drunk off my ass in the yoga room of SFO at 5:30 in the morning.
You know that you're in a bad spot when the doctor puts you on 500mg of amoxicillin 4 times a day for ten days and puts refills on it...
Remember last NYE when after the 9th shot of tequila you went on full crazy mode and made out with the 50 y/o doorkeeper? and he called you the next day?
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