Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
Their flight hasn't even left yet and the 'buy food to keep yourself alive' budget is gone on tequila.
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
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You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
Just blew my age on the breathalyzer. I also have 8 stitches in my head. So worth a .22 though. All time record.
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I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
Turns out he's old enough to be my dad. I'm so excited. I've never had a sugar daddy before. What should I ask for first!? Want anything?
i knew as soon as i met you that i was gonna be the designated driver
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
Apparently I've texted the word shitfucked so much it auto-completes it now.
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
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