how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
Her life has all the ingredients for a how to book: Making Your Life an Epic Fail
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
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We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
Want to come over? I'm getting stoned and watching Netflix and making s'mores over a candle in my room
Doing tequila shots with my ex to celebrate that we broke up... not awkward at all.
I just want to eat and sleep til I'm dead. I should've been born a cat.
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
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It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
Woke up snuggling with a large wooden rhino that I stole last night...obviously, we had fun.
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