dude i'm inner monologue high
so the plumber came, he found condoms, feathers and glitter in the pipes.
Chasing a shot of svedka with a clementine is NOT the same as tequila w lime...
I've gotta stop getting kicked out of bars for fighting with people over the accuracy of the Harry Potter movie.
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The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
the scent of your tears make me crave pizza
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?
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And then he said, "let's have sex and I'll send you home with enchiladas."
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
He wants to play improv games now whenever he gets drunk. Sometimes I just do not have the energy for that kind of a thing
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