I assumed she put out when I heard her friend call her "dickbutt"
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
We took shots in honor of Shark Week.
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
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Remind me to tell you the "if you give a mouse a special brownie" story when you get back
Oh, I made pasta salad in the throw up bowl. I hope you don't need that for the next few days.
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
I saw he had me in his phone as "the fat twin"
He was sleeping, but the way he was made him look like an adorable, fuzzy penis
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After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
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