Why do bread and butter chips remind me of eating out your mom?
i made two phi delts show me their dicks in less than 30 words! Take that twitter!
I just ordered a 3 square foot pizza. This is how to beat an eating disorder.
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
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He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
i'm sitting in the second floor bathroom drinking coronas in the shower. do not find me.
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
gladiator or hannah montana?
This is why I never have to ask who you are when I get a new phone.
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She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
Carson kissed me on my cold sore before I could stop him so I think I gave my kid herpes. Mom of the year. Just call me MOTY.
He just whispered "doors are weird" and then laughed so hard he fell down the stairs.
When I woke up I had 6 missed calls making sure I was ok and asking if I remember showing my tits to a picture of her baby.
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
I found my parents stash of sex toys. You know my green one? My mom has it...in purple. I HAVE THE SAME VIBRATOR AS MY MOTHER
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