Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
just got invited to smoke a bowl by a guy who has a prostetic leg and has been on the jerry springer show multiple times. I love my life right now
You did a jig for the bouncer when you saw him. Just reminding you.
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I'm sorry I put you in the washing machine. I honestly thought you would fit.
You kept saying,"there's a seahorse in my stomach, who's trying escape". This was after the curtains attacked you.
Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
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My mom just told me she would flash her tits to a cop to get me out of jail, and then we high-fived.
But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
I don't know if your celebrity crush has ever asked you for nudes, but it's fucking awesome
My sweat smells like Wild Turkey. I'm really feeling the holiday spirit.
Okay, first we buy a pirate outfit and then we get drunk, you in or you out?
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