That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
sometimes you just have to masturbate at your friend's house.
im shaking like a drug addict and i almost just shat my pants when i sneezed...no more patron for me
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Houston, we have a problem
where are u?
Houston. That's the problem. I don't know how I got here.
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
I just had a heart to heart with a stripper I'm becoming a dentist.
Sorry for screaming that you were an apple in spanish at the bar last night, that was the wine talking
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
I walked in describing her boobs thinking I was talking to you only to hear dad say 'I remember when your moms were like that'. ALWAYS tell me when they get home early. Always
I figured it out! There's blood on the kitchen floor because I fell into the dishwasher. And there's a face dent. And it doesn't work.
Yea.....I saw that happen.
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
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