can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
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We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
she called me a fuckfaceshitdick. not that's creative. it sounds like a crayola crayon, preferrably an orange-brown shade.
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
Drunk and alone at a magic show is what my life has become without you
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Come get your sister, she's waving a shoe about and threatened to "teabag the Shit" out of the doorman because she can't check the shoe in.
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
I'm just checking to make sure you don't want to go to the farmers market... This is an assumption based on the fact that you were slapped with a sandwich last night and you remained unconscious.
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
Who knew sons of strippers would be really feminist boyfriends?
I just found a bag of chex mix in my clutch
You were feeding it to the bartender last night
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