Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
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Not cool at all. Last night I organized my condoms by expiration date. I need to get laid.
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
Tonight, I'll be cleaning. And by cleaning, I mean drinking booze and spraying everything with Febreze.
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
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Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
I feel like I should remember what we did after leaving the party because apparently a llama was involved, but all I can manage is the part where I asked you to cuff my ankle to the bed so I wouldn't backflip away.
LIKE ALL I WANT TO CURE MY HANGOVER IS PORKROLL AND LIKE 85% OF THIS COUNTRY DOESN'T KNOW WHAT IT IS
We almost got stabbed in the nuts last night. Don't worry, we're alright.
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
But then our conversations are like black box recordings. Just the stuff you hear when the plane is going down
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